1. megay:

    HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

    STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

    STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

    STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

    (Source: teshima--junta, via punkmonksteven)

     
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  3. shawnpau:

    she’s getting stronger

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  4. bedpartymakeover:

    fileformat:

    supersmashkev:

    I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE

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    P

    Hands down the best thing online

    (Source: yousillysillygirl, via pride)

     
     
  5. badtoad20:

    Bucky x Steve || (can’t) give it up

    Wow, this is amazing.  Such talent.

    (Source: youtube.com, via oflittleuse)

     
     

  6. Cosmo sex tip #254

    deanpendragon:

    cosmo-sex-tips:

    In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.

    image

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  7. penis-hilton:

    7eleven:

    What does that say

    idk

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  9. lesserjoke:

    Doctor Who: The Story of Martha

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  11.  bucky barnes
    i never asked — never wanted — to be captain america. but that mask, those stars and stripes, that shield…they change you. i can see now the burden that steve’s always carried. and it feels strange to admit i want that burden back… but underneath it all, what i really know is…i want to deserve it…somehow.

    (Source: koriandr, via casbuttofthetimelord)

     
  12. rohoshi-shipper:

    Favorite photos of Jensen and Misha 15/25 (x)

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  13. breenewsome:

    From Hong Kong to Ferguson: Justice now! Freedom now! Democracy now! Human rights now! Peace now! Equality now!

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  14. bastillleuk:

    i waited the whole trip to make this

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  15. eradicatedelicacy:

    Shakira, Shakira.

    (Source: funnywildlife, via shouldnt)